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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Nosferax:
<strong>If you need a good meal that can be made quick.. the solution is the Quick Chicken ! Ready in 35 minutes !</strong><hr></blockquote>
35 minutes? That's quick for you??? Come on, I've got something WAY faster:
- get a jacket and the car keys (1/2 minute)
- get down to the car (1/2 minute)
- drive to the next McDonald's McDrive (2 minutes)
- wait in the line (2 minutes)
- give up your order, then repeat it 3x becuz they obviously don't use anything als than morons for workforce (4 1/2 minutes)
- wait for your "instant delivery" (2 minutes)
- send it back becuz half of it is something else than what you ordered (1/2 minute)
- wait again (1 minute)
- get something that's so close to your original order that you don't bother to say anything any more, then drive away (1/2 minute)
- drive to the next parking slot (1 minute)
- pack out the stuff and wolf it down (2 minutes)
- drive home, then get out of the jacket and sit back before the PC (1 1/2 minutes)
Total time: 18 minutes. Now THAT's what I call quick (if not good). [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
p.s. before anyone thinks anything queer about me, let me state that I'm neither American, nor do I have a car, and the main reason I go to McDonald's now and again is becuz they're the only non-smoking restaurant in the vicinity of where I work. [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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